Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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