Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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