Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
ok first of all what the fuck
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