Having a random hookup so left but love u
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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