i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I think my moral compass just broke
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