Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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