I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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