Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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