omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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