Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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