did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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