lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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