if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Do vagina's smell?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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