Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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