The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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