Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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