K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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