dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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