Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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