no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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