The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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