Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
NoShamevember. You game?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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