Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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