my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
