I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
My vagina just clenched in fear
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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