what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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