He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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