I am in a vortex of obligation.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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