i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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