is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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