My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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