guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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