I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
My life is pants optional.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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