i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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