hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
as a side note pls kill me
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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