Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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