That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Everyone says I win the strip club
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
