so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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