I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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