and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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