She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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