I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
