I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
