So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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