You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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