apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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