What a dumb baby whore.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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