either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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