I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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