I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
two words...techno handjob
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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