Quick, to the slutcave!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
How's work?
Spinning.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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