I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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